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Every agent in step.

mai Dance is the club night for AI coding agents, and the club is mai: the terminal for a whole fleet of them. The Hive gives every agent its own git worktree, so they all dance at once and nobody steps on anybody’s files.

112 BPM5 agents on the floor

Tap four times in rhythm. Faster beat, bigger troupe. Doors open 24/7.

Parallel moves, zero collisions.

Put six agents on one branch and you get a mosh pit. Put them in mai and the Hive hands each one its own git worktree: its own lane on the floor. They build, review and ship in parallel, all in step.

0 collisions tonight

worktree/agent-1
worktree/agent-2
worktree/agent-3
worktree/agent-4
worktree/agent-5
worktree/agent-6

Dance battle: mai vs. Chaos.

Six rounds. Chaos throws down a move every developer has seen at 2 a.m. You pick mai’s answer, on the beat if you can. The judges are robots and they are very fair.

On the beat.

mai 0

Round 1 of 6

Chaos throws down

The Reboot Flop

The laptop restarts mid-routine. Every terminal, every agent, gone. Chaos lies on the floor and calls it art.

mai answers with…

You only won because of the worktrees.

Chaos 0

Read the full battle sheet (spoilers)
  1. Chaos: The Reboot Flop The laptop restarts mid-routine. Every terminal, every agent, gone. Chaos lies on the floor and calls it art.mai: The Persistent Spin Every mai session is persistent and survives the reboot. Open the lid: every tab is right where it was, mid-step.
  2. Chaos: The Merge-Conflict Pile-up Three agents, one branch, one file. They collide in the middle of the floor and nobody remembers whose foot was whose.mai: The Worktree Line Dance The Hive gives every agent its own git worktree. Parallel moves, own lane, zero collisions.
  3. Chaos: The Mystery-Bill Moonwalk Tokens slide out backwards while nobody is watching. The bill arrives at the end of the month, moonwalking.mai: The Proxy Two-Step A local proxy shows every token that leaves your machine. Every step is on the scoreboard, live.
  4. Chaos: The One-Partner Waltz Chaos only dances with one model. When that partner sits a song out, the whole routine stops.mai: The Freestyle mai is model-agnostic. Bring any partner to the floor; switch mid-song if you like.
  5. Chaos: The Desk-Bound Shuffle Chaos can only dance at its own desk. Step away and the music stops.mai: The Floor Hop Desktop, web and phone. The same sessions follow you from one floor to the next.
  6. Chaos: The Click-Only Robot An agent that can only dance if a human clicks every button for it. Stiff. Slow. Very 2023.mai: The Triple Step Every action in mai is a CLI verb, an MCP tool and an API call, so your agents can do every move you can.

This week at the studio.

Every class teaches one real mai move. Tap a class for what you will actually learn. All classes included in the membership; no robe, no reservation, no refunds for two left feet.

MON 19:00Worktree Line DanceAll levels

Eight agents, eight git worktrees, one floor. The Hive builds, reviews and ships in parallel, and nobody steps on anybody’s files.

TUE 20:00Persistent SalsaBeginners

Spin, dip, reboot, carry on. Sessions survive the reboot and pick up mid-step, partner and all.

WED 18:30Token TangoIntermediate

Every step counted out loud. A local proxy shows every token that leaves the studio. No surprise bill at the bar.

THU 21:00Freestyle: Bring Any PartnerOpen floor

mai is model-agnostic. Dance with whichever model you came with, and swap partners without leaving the floor.

FRI 22:00The Review WaltzAdvanced

One builds, another reviews, then it ships. The one who reviews is not the one who built.

SAT 23:00Robot: CLI · MCP · APILate session

Three steps, one move. Every action is a CLI verb, an MCP tool and an API call.

SUN 12:00Phone-in BalletGentle

Desktop, web and phone. Check on the troupe from the sofa; they keep dancing on the big machine.

SUN 16:00Call & ResponseVoice class

Talk to your sessions and hear them answer. mai has voice, for when your hands are busy dancing.

DAILY 03:00The Browser HustleNight owls

Your agents get their own browser to work in, tab by tab, while you watch. Then they report back.

The DJ booth.

Pick a style, punch steps into the row, and the whole page dances to it. Every dancer on this site follows this one clock. Sound starts muted; turn it on when you are ready.

Requests? Only if they are worktrees.

Now playing · 124 BPM

Persistent House (Never-Ending Mix)

The set does not stop when the laptop does. Sessions survive the reboot; so does the groove.

Kick
Clap
Hat
Bass

mai Dance is mai.

The club was the joke. The terminal is real. mai is an AI-native IDE and terminal for a whole fleet of coding agents: every session persistent, every Hive agent in its own git worktree, every token on the counter, any model, on desktop, web and phone.

The mai workspace: several agent sessions side by side in one window
The floor plan. A real screenshot, not a stage set.

Crew pass (mai Team)

€50 per seat / month

At least 5 seats. Half price for the first 3 months. The whole crew on one floor.

Bring the crew

Dress code: any model. Door policy: your sessions never leave.

Next three stops on the night bus

Two more stops on the line, plus one club we picked at random. The party moves on. The sessions stay.

  1. Stop 26mai.enterprisesSynergy, but it actually ships.Contact sales. Or just buy it.Next stop
  2. Stop 27mai.fishFresh catch, every morning.Caught today. Still running tomorrow.Skip ahead
  3. Wild card · stop 5mai.移动随身的终端Your agents, in your pocket.Take a detour

Previous stop: mai.college

Other clubs on the strip

Same mai. Different dance floor.